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duck 464
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:45 am | |
| - ZacofBlades wrote:
- Darren Shan Demonata!
Not a fan.  Can't really be bothered to read anymore books. I just find books boring. | |
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Darkonor263
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:10 am | |
| I read a biography at night or whenever a good book comes out I read like mad till I finish it. | |
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Bandon V. Lucifer
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:43 am | |
| Er. Ain't this 'pose to be 'bout jokes?
What do ya call a donkey with 3 legs? (yeah, sorry I had ta do it.) | |
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ZacofBlades
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:24 am | |
| A dickey!  | |
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Bandon V. Lucifer
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:16 am | |
| Nope, it is called a wonkey. (yeah, it's bad, I know)
What do you call a stable on the edge of a cliff? (another bad one) | |
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ZacofBlades
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:33 pm | |
| An unstable?  | |
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Bandon V. Lucifer
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:38 pm | |
| Correct! Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! Yeah, it was crap, I know. Sorry... | |
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Aaron-auxacto
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:27 pm | |
| What do you call a skeleton who's unable to go dancing?
christmas cracker joke V_+ | |
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duck 464
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:45 pm | |
| i can't do christmas cracker jokes since there not funny at all...  | |
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Bandon V. Lucifer
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:09 am | |
| What do they call a who's unable to go dancing?
True, not many are funny at all.
Clown is quite a good meal but it does taste kinda funny... | |
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duck 464
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:51 am | |
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Bandon V. Lucifer
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:22 am | |
| Typo? What on earth is a typo? | |
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duck 464
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:03 am | |
| don't know really  Edit: - Quote :
- A spelling or typographical error.
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Aaron-auxacto
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:52 am | |
| The answer to mine was He has no body to go with.... God doesnt anyone know that is basically a law to answer christmas cracker jokes | |
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duck 464
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:24 pm | |
| No it's becos there so unfunny that it's impossible to work out the answer as you would think of something funny... | |
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ZacofBlades
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:08 pm | |
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Aaron-auxacto
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:07 am | |
| what do you call a laughin Bomb Face and Tecklylash? | |
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ZacofBlades
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:19 pm | |
| Laughing tecklylash bomb head? | |
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Aaron-auxacto
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:20 pm | |
| nope a Ticklybomb. get it, tickly - teckly | |
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ZacofBlades
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:21 pm | |
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Aaron-auxacto
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ZacofBlades
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:31 pm | |
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Aaron-auxacto
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:27 am | |
| what do you call an alien musical parade? | |
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Bandon V. Lucifer
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:11 am | |
| Hehehe... I got a rude joke here:
Superman is flying through the city, watching out for crime. As he was flying, he saw a woman on the roof of a building. She was really pretty and naked, just lying there sunbathing. "Aw, man. I really wish I cou-. Wait... I can!" Superman said to himself and then as quick as lightning, he was down and finished sh*gging her and off flying again. The woman shouted out in suprise "What was that?!" To which the invisible man replied "I don't know, but my arse sure hurts!"
If you don't get it then you have no life. It is more funny when told in person aswell. | |
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Darkonor263
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes thread Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:30 am | |
| Mildly lol...  | |
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