The torture thread

gd point. But doesn't everyone need a torture thread to share to the world how they'll torture?
Well I could change the title but maybe not.

Muhahahahaha, TORTURE!

If you knew my true hatred towards humanity, you'd understand why I like threads like this.

As it is, you're just gonna have to guess.

(Sarcasm, I don't know your reasons so I wont judge you).

I knowz why (me thinks) And everyone loves a little torture. I am actually quite good at the art myself. Don't ask where I get my subjects from... Mwahahahahahaha!!!!

It's just a matter of creativity.

Some people prefer red hot pokers, wild horses and so forth, but I always say it's amazing what you do with a simple knife.


(You getz a metaphorical cookie if you get reference)

I have a very terrible form of torture.
*ahem*
Tie someone up to a chair in a room full of strobe lights. Then put on the lights and play Barny music. Keep the person in there for days giving them only stale water and bread. VERY soon, they will crack like an egg...

Strobe lights are the ones that give people siezures aint they?

You got the reference from the place you got the reference from!

(Innocent and cherubic face ).

I got another one.

First, strip the person of all clothes (insult to injury) and strap them to an iron/steel chair. Then light a fire underneath the chair and let it warm up. Keep the fire going intil the person summits. Very painful...

Strobe lights only cause seizures in certain people, usually epileptics.
How about hooking up a low prssure tube from their...area of excretion...to their mouth? that DEFINITELY wouldn't be pleasant.

how about, hmm, the torture from medievil times? England had one of THE worst tortures ever invented to man kind, no joke, they did

Get a prisoner, tie him to the floor or somewere, place a circuler cage over his stomache with a rat traped in the middle. Occasionally bits of red hot charcoal fall out of the cages top onto the rat, this aggetates the rat and soon it has no means of escape what so ever. It then goes to insticnt and naws its way out - yes, it naws through the persons bare flesh, through their stomach to get out

I said earlier to cut someone open, stick a rat inside and cover the wound making the rat eat it's way out the body. Influenced by that but much more painful...

How about that except the rat has acid and poision fangs. (impossible maybe but this isn't real)

This is an actual french torture:

Tie the victim to the ground and pour salt warter over thier legs and put a goat in the room.
It will smell the salt and start licking the victim's feet and they will be unable to stop laughing,not even to breathe and they will soon be begging for mercy.

A good torture with less cleaning up afterwards.

Or:
Shake up a gingerbeer bottle till it's ready to explode the shove it up the victims *** and listen to thier screams.....

nice french torture there. Looks...evil

Mwahahahahahahahahahahah

Shoot his foot pull out his eye and shove them up his rectum just so he can hear my kicking his ass!

OR

Chew his nob off and use a hoover to suck out all his blood till he's a dry carcass!

Simple and effective.

I have a new torture:
tie someones torso to a table with their legs hanging off the side then get a long rubber glove. Put it on and shove your hand up their rectum. Find the tail bone and give a good yank on it

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Inject a whole clip of needler ammo into him and watch him explode!!!

Thats hilarious!!!

I know, eh