The torture thread

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These ideas are making me dribble ^^ Muhahahahahaha

People say that I am sadistic and violent. Me? Violent?

I SHOULD KILL EVERYONE WHO SAYS I AM VIOLENT AND CARVE MY NAME INTO THEIR BONES!

Bandon V. Lucifer wrote:

People say that I am sadistic and violent. Me? Violent?

I SHOULD KILL EVERYONE WHO SAYS I AM VIOLENT AND CARVE MY NAME INTO THEIR BONES!

doesn't sound it to me ^^

I wouldn't do any of that stuff to him BUT I can think of some hell styled tortures

for example: knock him out at the back of the head with one of my dads stone grinding things. When he's out cold, slit along his arms and legs, gather the blood in some bucket or bowl. Bang nails through his hands onto the floor (not the feet), when he wakes up, he'll soon feel the pain.

Then pour vinagar and salt into the wounds, chop some of his fingers off and shove down his throat choaking him to death, then pour the collect blood and make him drown or sufficate on it and the fingers. Cut open his chest then the slit previously mad eon his arms, I'd peel the skin off them. By this point no human could withstand it.

But i would never do that not even in my dreams

Hmm... This is all about a male is it not?

I know what I would do if a female broke into my house and killed a loved one.
*ahem* First, I would hit her around the head with a shovel, then I would tie her up very tight. You know, bind her legs and arms together, then I would get a stick of wood and hammer in some nails so that they stick out the other side. Then I would ram it up her... You know, twist it and yank it back out.

It would be very painful and she would most likely die. Sounds evil does it not?

All I can say is... DONT SCREW WITH ME! and we would get along fine ^^

lol yes.., she would 100% die, similar to that of the black market method

Black market method?

erm... yes.... Not a very pleasant thing to know I'm not going to discuss it on here, only pm but even if u wanted to know, it is horribly disturbing

LIKING THESE IDEAS PEOPLE!

Bandon V. Lucifer wrote:

Hmm... What is a stone fish?

Same. Think it's a plant like moving stone which lashes out at you when you go near it even when it's dead. Not sure though.

I searched it up on wikipedia. Very ugly fish. Horrid. Poisonous...

It's a fish that looks EXACTLY like a stone. Covered in jagged spines, that inflict the most painful experience in the world apparently. Not sure if it's poisonous or not.

I have another idea.

*Ahem* yadda yadda yadda, man breaks in, I hit him around head with shovel.
Then, I will get a spanner (got plenty in garage) and I would ram it into his back. Then, I would get the power pack and clamp it onto the spanner. Then I would put it on a high voltage and turn it on. The volts would go through the spanner straight into his back electricuting him.

Very painful as I would make sure he would survive.

I think you'd need two spanners. Otherwise it's a one way circuit, wouldn't work.
Anyway, I think it'd knock him out near instantly, considerign thought proccesses and effectively conciousness itself is just electrical signals.
Meh.

Allright then, I would get a tazer (not the gun version though) And I would ram it into hid back and leave it there.

How is that?

evil

Aaron wrote:

erm... yes.... Not a very pleasant thing to know I'm not going to discuss it on here, only pm but even if u wanted to know, it is horribly disturbing

NO, YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME! I MUST KNOW, PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!
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mwuahaha Im eeeevil! Ill tell you in a PM if you want? But i dont really like talking about it

TELL ME! I ASSURE YOU THAT MY MIND IS TOO SCARRED ANYWAY.
TELL ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! please?

Aaron wrote:

mwuahaha Im eeeevil! Ill tell you in a PM if you want? But i dont really like talking about it

Fine, PM, MSN , ANYTHING! I MUST KNNNNNOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

AARON TELL ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fiiiine ;P PMed you both - but be warned, read at own risk

Meh. Not that bad. I can think of things that are a-l-o-t worse than that. Trust me

Ouch!

to be honest, I think this thread is a bit useless, its become more of a torture idea thread