Game quotes

My faves:

The Demoman- "Oh, they're gun ta have ta glue you back together- IN HELL!"
"Not one of you's gonna survive this!"
"All ye dandies prancing about wit ya heads full o' eyeballs!"
"I'm a black scottish cyclops!"

The Heavy- "All of you are babies! What kind of sick person sends babies to fight me?!"

The spy- "I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen."
"Right behind you."
"Gentlemen."

From team fortress two.

"You really quond up an Inserv!" --Spore Space Stage Empire

Kaiden-"I can see why this place is so popular. It has quite the... um.. view."
Ashley-"Hey leutenent, stick your tongue back in your mouth before you trip over it."

From Mass Effect while inside a strip club.

Here are some of my favs from Gears of War 2

"Welcome to the big suck Sergeant Fenix you ready to hit the road!"
- When Introducing himself to Sergeant Fenix
"Ain't got no choice once we took Lifeboat assistance. Family got their groceries, but daddy got conscripted. Life's a bitch like that."
— Describing his views on his conscription via Operation Lifeboat.
"They're Molesting my Betty!"
— When D11 is attacked.
"Aw, poo boy, that ain't gonna work, they call it bulletproof for a reason!"
— When the player shoots at the driver compartment windows of the hijacked Derrick in Act 1, Chapter 4: The Big Push.
"Damn, it's darker then a rat's ass in here! Lemme light up Betty's titties."
— When activating his Derrick's front lights in the Landown tunnel.
"It looks like I've been beatin' Betty for rent money! Now that ain't right!"
— When his Derrick gets damaged.
"Don't worry. I got your back like a butt-crack."
— When the Gears are fighting the Tickers in the tunnel.
"Well, let's go chunk some bullets at them grubs!"
— When introducing himself to Sergeant Fenix.
"What the hell happened to Lola?"
— To Tai after the rig he was riding on was destroyed by Tickers.

I'm watching a KH2 playthrough,and there was just an awesome line in it.

Hades: Do you forget who you're TALKING TO?I'M THE LORD OF THE DEAD!
Auron: No wonder no-one wants to die.

Neo after kung fu is downloaded into him: "I know kung fu.

In the game path of neo after neo escapes from an agent

Switch: "Well alright I guess ya do know kung fu

From Beyond Good and Evil:
Weird little robot guard things: "Intrusion! Intrusion! Intrusion destruction procedures!"

Alpha Sections if they see you "Command! Zone clearance authorisation!" "Accorded"

Dick squad! This is Alpha 1 to dick squad, come in dick squad!

ACII:

"You stupid Bastardo!"

ACII

"I have many outlets".

From Timesplitters Future Perfect

"It can ruin your day *hic* when zombies come your way. 'Les you knock off their heads, you'll be dead! An' those thingss in wall... I don' like them at all. They kill lossa peoples... horrible beetless..."
— Dr. Lancet

...what? I don't understand the majority of these.
Meh.

me neither sort of, I'ts proably a lot better when you hear it in game, a lot of things do

Dr Lancet was a drunken scientist in a haunted mansion. He was sitting against a wall in a room where he killed a zombie. If you listen, you can hear him say it. Also, I explained most of mine anyway.

Kotor 2

Atton to the female jedi exile: It must be hard being a jedi no family,no husband....

Jedi exile: Not as bad as enduring you're false sympathy while you stare at my chest!

Hahaha! Lol. I never played as the female. For some reason I just don't. I dunno.
GREAT QUOTE!
Also, I love Sion. He is awesome! Love his voice!

Same!

You should try it out as a woman it just as epic as being a man and in some ways more.(If you catches ma drift).

"You all know the mission, and what is at stake.
I have come to trust each of you with my life -- but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for espionage; we would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way.

Think of our heroes; the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are.
Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers!
Our influence stopped the rachni, but before that we held the line! Our influence stopped the krogan, but before that, we held the line!

Our influence will stop Saren; in the battle today, we will hold the line!"

-Captain Kirrahe's "hold the line" Speech from Mass Effect 1

Mordin Solus also quotes the speech in the second game if he is shot fatally in the Suicide Mission

Whats mass effect,it sounds cool?

It is cool. I got both of them.
And my person really likes aliens if ya get my drift... First is Liara T'soni (think it's spelt right) She is a blue female alien with weird tentacle head.
Then there is Tali'zorah Vas Normandy. She is a quarian and they cannot go out of their suits otherwise they die of infection.
I shall get pictures!

EDIT: Here are pictures of both of them
Tali:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/f/f6/Tali_Character_Box.png
Liara:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/2/2e/Liara_Character_Box.png

Epic pics!

"Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears."
-Lord Sheogorath, prince of madness, lord of the never-there telling you about a trap he used on Jyggalag, prince of order.

haha lol, not bad quote

"CARLESON AND PEETERS!"
-Double H as he is fighting enemies on Beyond Good and Evil

"I was in that infernal contraption for 13 hours, I never thought I would get out."
"Yeah? Well I was in there for 3 weeks!"
Double H and Pey'j after H and Jade breaks Uncle Pey'j out of a torture machine.

"Useless Motal meat! Walking bag of dung!"
"A nice try though. Shame he's dead. Heh, these things happen!"

Sheogorath after a madman dies outside the gate to his realm