What are you?

Saw this topic on EA off topic, so gave me an idea to create one here ^^

So, what one are you? can say if it matches or doesnt ok I'll confess, I copied the signs off the original poster, there's too many to do right now at this time.

But i'm Sagittarius, and it perfectly matches me apart from the money and some other parts, like the 100% telling truth, I don't, I'm an excellent lier and every always believes me, i can get away with murder. I believe its cos I get paranoide easily and can think up every scenario possible thre fore have grwon a skill at thinking through diff scenario answers and know instantly how to talk and act to someones answer or reaction

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Sagittarius

Sagittarians are fun loving, generous and extremely friendly. They very rarely tell
lies, in fact they're so open about everything, the whole world knows what they're
up to. They have marvellous intuitions that they should take notice of. They're
pretty clever because they're so interested in everything. They can be a bit rude
but that's only because they're very honest and will say exactly what they think.
They love travel, fast cars and horse riding. They also love spending money, so
a credit card should be avoided.

ARIES


Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent
kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very
important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving.
Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to
prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most
wonderful people in the world..

TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the
love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of
need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They
can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything
to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one
to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners.. Very Good at confusing
people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini’s
will not take any lalalala from anyone. Gemini’s like to tell people
what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing
things and are forgetful. Gemini’s can be very sarcastic and childish
at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud.
Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful
smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a
kind... Very romantic.. Most caring person you will ever meet in your
life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane,
respectfully speaking. They perfected flop and do it often. Extremely
random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of
the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their
hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion
beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your lalala
good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

LEO


Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but
when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes
everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be
monotonous. Knows how to have fun.. Is really good at almost anything.
Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one
to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. . Caring.
Smart. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to
please. Loves to gamble and take chances. They think they know
everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly
lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and
never regain respect. Usually handsome, perfectionist....can do without
material things, but loves an organized home life . The one and only.

LIBRA

Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny
and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever
meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with...you might
end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent.
Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are
someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme
sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.

SCORPIO

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try
almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable.
GREAT kisser. Always get what they want.. Attractive. Loves being in
long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the
extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but
just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD
workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the
friendship will end. Romantic. Caring..


CAPRICORN

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and
annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a
job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud,
understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs
especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to
eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of
themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators.
Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their
pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others
when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed
your expectations. Not a Fighter but will Knock your lights out.

PISCES

Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very
organized. High appeal to opposite flop. Likes to have the last word.
Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be
around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily.. VERY caring. They
always try to do the right thing and sometimes gets the short end of
the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of
their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of
humor!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
Good friend to other but needs to be choosy on who they allow their
friends to be.

I think I'm a scorpio personality,but chronologically I'm a virgo.

epics I personally can't believe that Sagittarius matches perfectly of everything that I am, apart from some odd little things. - kinda strange imo

Awesome thread idea

thanks, and i got the idea from EA Off Topic that i always go on

Cool!

My star sign is Cancer!

YEAH! I IS CANCER!
Pretty much everything that that said is true about me.
So we perfected flop did we? cool...

we pefected flop? what does that mean

Quote: "They perfected flop and do it often"
AKA: We perfected the art of S>E>X and we do it often. YAY!

I fit none of those.
Funny how every single one is either attractive, a great kisser, or both.
I think that tells people exactly what they want to hear.
Besides, the idea that balls of gas being compressed and burning millions of light years away affects your personality and life is to say the least moronic.

Agreed but like I said, the Cancer one actually fits me pretty well. The only thing that is not me is the freak part. Plus, how can you be a freak but still be a great kisser? I dunno...

It's not as if the two are mutually exclusive.
Besides how can you know you're a great kisser? Unless you somehow kissed yourself.

No, my girlfriends have told me AFTER I kissed them. And... Some... random... Girls... Sorta told me...

And how do you know they weren't lying to please you?
I'm just being devil's advocate, it doesn't really matter.
But still, I think they just put in what people want to know so they can justify themselves being interesting as opposed to they archetypal, ordinary, bored boring people they are.

Well, I know that they werent lying because, I can tell if someone is lying or not. Such as they don't look into your eyes.
And I agree bout people being boring. THAT is why I am who I am! I make things VERY fun!!!

I wish i could 'kiss' myself.

Anyway I'm not boring, and i'm born in late june so I AM a cancer.
I've never kissed someone outside my family or not a pet though

I've never kissed anyone.
Not that I can remember, anyway, though i probably kissed my mum on the cheek when i was much younger.
I don't even like touching anyone's skin.
But yeah I think the idea of horoscopes is just stupid...

yeah agreed, they are probably just to make the person feel/ seem better. They'ev also probs been altered over the many years. I personally dont believe in them but they it does suit me almsot perfect, its almsot coinsidence .. unless.. certain months when born and growing up in change the personality / w.e. of a person and that's how they've avegraged it out

plus I can lie to someone and they havn't gt a clue, im extremely good in that area, and I can look straight into their eyes with no struggle, i dont see the difficulty in looking into some ones eyes when lieing?

Meh, I dunno either. But I am quite content on thinking that I am good in bed. Anyway, it must either be coincedence or it actually happens. I cannot be bothered to complain cos like I said, I like that idea!

well nothing wrong if you believe in them and yet your only 14 tut tut

Hehehe, yup I am startin early! Don't worry, I wrap up!
I aint gonna be sent to prison on false rape claims just because I got someone pregnant! Nu-uh.

well two of my friends are 18 and they havn't yet

I dont really. Well, not yet. But i will! But like I said, I WILL wear protection and all that. I don't want no child or anything.

Actually... Because I frequent discos and all that with my mates, I might get a bit too... Friendly with someone (hopefully a girl if anyone)

sorry didnt reply sooner, just got back from college and yeah lol cos gonna say my mates ar 18